• Advertising: A marked police car its flashing lights on
• Alligator: A big piece of blown truck tire in the road
• Anchor Clanker: Boat trailer
• Back Off the Hammer: Slow down
• Backstroke: Return trip
• Band-aid Buggy: Ambulance
• Beaver Fever: Missing your wife/girlfriend
• Brake Check: Up ahead traffic is slow
• Chicken Choker: Poultry truck
• Chicken Coop: Weigh station/port of entry
• County mounty: County cop
• Dirty side: The East Coast
• Driving Award: Speeding ticket
• Drop the Hammer: Hit the accelerator and go for it.
• Everybody's Walking the Dog: All the CB channels are full
• Evel Knievel: Motorcycle cop
• Front Door/Back Door: Front/rear of a truck
• Full grown bear: State police
• Got your ears on? Do you Have your CB on?
• Hammer Down: Speed up
• High Speed Chicken Feed: Stay awake pills
• Hippie Chippie: Female hitchhiker
• Joke Book/Comic Book/Cheat Sheet: Log book
• Kiddie Car: Schoolbus
• Kojak with a Kodak: Cop with a radar gun
• Loot Limo: Armored car
• Lot Lizard: Truck stop prostitute
• Miss Piggy: A not-very-nice way of saying "female police officer"
• Nap Trap: Motel
• Negatory: No
• Organ donor: motorcycle rider with no helmet
• Parking Lot: Car Hauler
• Pickle Park: Rest Area
• Protecting and Serving: A cop has someone pulled over
• Quiz: Breathalyzer test
• Rain Locker: Shower
• Reefer: Refrigerated trailer
• Salt Shaker: Snow plow
• Skate Board: Flatbed Trailer
• Suicide Jockey: Haz Mat Hauler Explosives
• Thermos Bottle: Tanker truck
• Town Clown: Municipal police officer
• Truck Stop Tommy: Pimp
• Turd Hauler/Rolling Ranch: Livestock truck
• Twister: Cloverleaf interchange
• Warden: Wife
• Wiggle Wagon: Truck pulling two or more trailers in tandem
• Yardstick: Mile marker
• Yellowstone Bear: A cop who writes too many tickets
• Yo-Yo: Someone who speeds up and slows down
• Zipper: Painted lines on the road
